$5.00
A funny, snarky birthday card with retro attitude and profanity humor-perfect for customers who love bold, irreverent takes on getting older. A deadpan vintage scene meets brutally honest commentary. This card pairs classic mid-century imagery with a punchline that shuts down any "aging gracefully" nonsense in the funniest way possible. * Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") * Printed on thick FSC-certified paper stock * Paired with colorful envelope from French Paper Co. * Blank inside * Made in the USA * Use: Birthday, adult humor, snarky milestone card Best for: Playful gift shops, modern boutiques, and customers who appreciate dry humor, profanity, and anti-aging clichés.